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there are no worries in this town and everything is lit
My favorite part about being a dad is coming to terms with my own long journey to irrelevance. And the mac and cheese.
Always say yes when guy w/ gold AK47 necklace and snake skin cowboy boots offers you 50 more dollars to play half an hour extra of corridos
I WONSER IF RIDF RAFF EVER BEEN OUT-CAPS LOCKED B4
I HAD A BEER TO DRINK AND NOW THAT I DRANK IT I SANG SHERYL CROW WHILE I PEED
bipp is one of the best songs of the whole century
"i'm very much about eating ass" -my first boyfriend to me on the phone right now
In full carhartt & wearing agent provocateur perfume
For the first time in my life I have a career goal and I announced it at Shabbat dinner last night to remarkably little fanfare
DJ. PRODUCER. MY EYEBROW RING IS CONNECTED BY A CHAIN 2 MY LIFE ALERT BRACELET. BEAT MAKER. MY BUCKET HAT IS PERMANENTLY FUSED 2 MY HEADGEAR 4 MEDICAL PURPOSES