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I'm too content about life my to waste a second of it fighting with security guards to let me into some irrelevant ass club I don't care
ET is so freakin cute
I love thinking about dicks so huge they could never actually penetrate any human orifice
Spiderman came up to Wolverine, and said "Hey! What's up Wolverine!" Wolverine said "Kiss my grits, bub!" and chopped his head off.
i'm sorry that i don't have a flat stomach but mostly i'm sorry that we all judge each other like we do
YUNG TRIPLER PRINCE OF TWITNAM // HEAD WRITER @ ARBYS BATHROOM STALL ON MLK DRIVE // HELLO 2 ALL HATERS // SORRY 2 EVERY COP // EMO = STILL LEGAL // LIKES IPODS