I have a crush on myself...thats normal ya?

I was the best at making myself actally get sick to get outta school. My mom didnt buy that fake fever shit. I had to prove I was near death

Perhaps im obnoxious. But if this is still twitter. Then I can say whatever I like. And ur opinion means exactly crap ti me. Just a lil memo

Sweatpant cut off shorts to go to dinner? Really lady? Wow!

Ppl judge. Thats life. But how do u view urself? Are u the best u can be? Or content to just be?

U know ur a badass. When u can look at a person and just walk away. Despite the urge to smash them.

Concieted much? Yes. Well it depends on my bipolar mood swing

28 days sober... Wow. Ok lol. Personal victory doesnt work on here. But I feel cool just the same . :)

Yet another classic example of the white pants fopah. Do u think everyone cant see ur pissed off black bush? Cos we totally can.

Im off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! Lions n tigars n bears ooooh my!

The lunatics have clearly taken over the asylum

I think some of u only interact with real ppl to tweet about it.

Im going to write a book on how to properly fuck up ur own life. These ppl are doing it all wrong

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can! O I did already. Too soon if I might add.

Roll with the punches. thats my motto! And anyone who's smart! Cant stay stuck on anything.

I managed to lose 2 followers in 2 min. Haha was it something I said?

A whole week out of hell I cant wait! Gonna eat some Sammy's pizza Hit the beach and of course the best gym on earth Essentials of Fittness!

O yes. Im going ...going. Back , back, to RI. RI. lol (if I was biggie that woulda sounded badass.)

What would you do-ooooo, for a klondike bar

I dub thee... A douchbag level 9.