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That awkward moment between your birth and your death.
If you think my interest in feminism is "annoying" or too "politically correct" you can "fuck yourself"
Tyler Perry isn't funny, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse, Nickelback sucks and fat people go to Walmart.
Now where are my retweets?
Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn't want to live there.
I carved your name into a public restroom in a town you've never been to. God, it's so hard to love you.
This next song is called "I Have $15 to Last Me Until Friday" from my new record "How Am I Gonna Pay For Gas"
You're cute and we should go on breakfast dates and do irresponsible things together. #seriously
Today is a historic day for Pennsylvania. Fuck yes.
I am comically unprepared for classes to start tomorrow.
Maybe you're having so much trouble "getting bitches" because you still call women bitches
I want to protect tweets from future employers, but that conflicts with my overwhelming desire to be internet famous.
This week marks 18 months with Ash AND 5 years clean of self harm. SHOUT OUT TO MY HATERS, YOU CANT SEE ME 💁💁💁
Girls, if a guy wants to hang out with you, he's romantically interested and/or wants to fuck you. Don't be naive.
About to pull this 11 hour shift at Staples. Catch me by the binder wall, in the fetal position, yelling about back to school savings.
When you accidentally like a photo when you're 2 months into someone's Instagram