if any body from unimploymint office ask, yalls all run a buziness & i got a inturview next week

whys it when u ad shapes, thangs is more funner? square daincin, cirkle jurkin, luv triangles, ovalteen

Shes my cherry pie. Full of hydrogenated oils & red 40 dye!

If u scratch yer ass then sniff yer finger & u dont wash yer hand then we shake hands & i snif yer butt on my hand does that make us cusins?

Shootin off fire wurks at the trailer park tonite. Jist like we do the other 372 days a the year.

kenny jr cum home talkin how he learnt bout penisus & vaginas in skool. i said we aint talk that trash in this trailer, its pecker & cooter.

i aint never had toast or a dorito what looked like JESUS but 1 time i cut a fart and it smelt like Tammy Faye Bakkers breath

sumtimes i caint tell where my side burns end & my pubic hare begins

Grilling Meat Softly with His Tongs #bbqsongs

So is face book jist some kinda fancy birthday reminder thang?

I like my womans like I like my cofee. Big, cheep & from a truck stop.

Only 2 kindsa fillins i like in a cake. If Im in jail, steel file. If Im outta jail, stripper.

Sorry I werent Twitterin yall last nite, spent the nite nekkid in my driveway hands to the sky. Not waitin fer Jesus, I's gettin arrested

"Hey their purty lady, I jist bawt some condoms from the machine in the gas station bath room. Cherry flavur!" - My best pickup line

kennys tip of the day - if a feller walks outta the bathroom with one sleeve pushed up, dont shake that hand

Yall ever notice that drives stoped bein "floppy" bout the same time porno got on the internets?

If you so fat that yer gut hides yer pecker when you nekid walkin round yer yard then i thank the cops aint got no rite to arrest me

Im a man of bottom shelf liquors and top shelf magazines

Strawbery Shortcake is jist a whore version of Ragedy Ann

Got me one a them fancy netty pot thangs ever bodys talkin bout but i still caint figer out where the hell to put the weed in it