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"Sex is like cereal, it's better when it's dry!" - a guy who has never had sex or eaten cereal
I want Chris Pratt's body.
Loneliness. Self doubt. Self loathing. General apathy. Frustration. Masturbation. Orgasm. Calm. Focus. Clarity. General happiness.
The world needs a real hero. The world needs a "Saving Silverman" sequel.
fuck cold soups, man
Someday VERY SOON our President will be a guy who owned more than one Sum 41 album.
I had no idea being single was like 70% taking and sending selfies.
Eating an omelette while driving isn't the hardest thing I've ever done but it's up there with battling my demons and accepting death.
Can't wait to see the scene in the new Star Wars where Adam Driver uses The Force to make a storm trooper sexily crawl on all fours to him.
My autocorrect changed 'chill as fuck' to 'chill as dick' which I actually think is chill as dick.
You should feel fortunate that your name isn't Randy Sundial.
You ever seen this show "Friends?" It's really great!
I've been having sex for over 10 years. That is so... FUCKING COOL.
Think about the cast of "Mars Attacks!" all together in ANY other movie.
Seriously pretty angry at myself for not being Joaquin Phoenix in "Her" for Halloween. Might not get over this one, guys.
Anybody else out there think Waze is one of the more confusing dating apps?
No one has ever said I want to be the next Alex Pettyfer.
FUCK THIS STUPID ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE JUST DONATE THE MONEY.
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