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I want Chris Pratt's body.
The world needs a real hero. The world needs a "Saving Silverman" sequel.
"Sex is like cereal, it's better when it's dry!" - a guy who has never had sex or eaten cereal
fuck cold soups, man
Someday VERY SOON our President will be a guy who owned more than one Sum 41 album.
I had no idea being single was like 70% taking and sending selfies.
Eating an omelette while driving isn't the hardest thing I've ever done but it's up there with battling my demons and accepting death.
Can't wait to see the scene in the new Star Wars where Adam Driver uses The Force to make a storm trooper sexily crawl on all fours to him.
My autocorrect changed 'chill as fuck' to 'chill as dick' which I actually think is chill as dick.
You should feel fortunate that your name isn't Randy Sundial.
I've been having sex for over 10 years. That is so... FUCKING COOL.
Anybody else out there think Waze is one of the more confusing dating apps?
No one has ever said I want to be the next Alex Pettyfer.
FUCK THIS STUPID ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE JUST DONATE THE MONEY.
I can't wait for Halloween. I've already got my first alcoholic dad from "Boyhood" costume hanging in my closet.
Just watched "The Canyons" & lemme tell you Lindsay Lohan's still got it! And when I say it, I mean visible herpes barely covered by makeup.
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