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The girl who plays guitar in the bar on "True Detective" has got to get a better booking agent.
Somebody take that fucking jose guy to church already, am I right?!
"Sex is like cereal, it's better when it's dry!" - a guy who has never had sex or eaten cereal
I want Chris Pratt's body.
Loneliness. Self doubt. Self loathing. General apathy. Frustration. Masturbation. Orgasm. Calm. Focus. Clarity. General happiness.
The world needs a real hero. The world needs a "Saving Silverman" sequel.
What did Moses say to Rameses when he was obstructing the view of his apartment door? Let my peep hole go.
"You know when you know" applies to both when you meet the woman you're going to marry and when you've pooped your pants.
I would see Ewoks if they played a live show.
When I go to a hotel I don't do turn down service. I prefer Turn Up service. Lil Jon alarm. Molly tab on the pillow. Maids that twerk.
video clown / digital doofus
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