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The girl who plays guitar in the bar on "True Detective" has got to get a better booking agent.
Somebody take that fucking jose guy to church already, am I right?!
"Sex is like cereal, it's better when it's dry!" - a guy who has never had sex or eaten cereal
I want Chris Pratt's body.
Loneliness. Self doubt. Self loathing. General apathy. Frustration. Masturbation. Orgasm. Calm. Focus. Clarity. General happiness.
The world needs a real hero. The world needs a "Saving Silverman" sequel.
What did Moses say to Rameses when he was obstructing the view of his apartment door? Let my peep hole go.
"You know when you know" applies to both when you meet the woman you're going to marry and when you've pooped your pants.
I would see Ewoks if they played a live show.
fuck cold soups, man
Someday VERY SOON our President will be a guy who owned more than one Sum 41 album.
I had no idea being single was like 70% taking and sending selfies.
Just saw an advanced screening of "The Revenant." Leonardo DiCaprio eats his own dick.
Eating an omelette while driving isn't the hardest thing I've ever done but it's up there with battling my demons and accepting death.
What do Jason Alexander, Rupert Everett, Paul Reubens and Faye Dunaway have in common? They all KILL IT BIG TIME in "Dunston Checks In."
Can't wait to see the scene in the new Star Wars where Adam Driver uses The Force to make a storm trooper sexily crawl on all fours to him.
video clown / digital doofus
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