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One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken.
Fun prank: Walk up to any guy with a tribal tattoo and ask him what his favorite book is.
Black people give their kids the dumbest made up names!
- White people named Gunner
I used to think Vanilla Ice was a play on Flavor Flav because vanilla is a flavor but I think now probably it's because he's white
My umbilical cord stub hasn't fallen off yet. That's weird, right?
Ladies, you'd better hope back fat doesn't come back in fashion or I will steal all of your boyfriends.
Eminem is the Carlton of white people.
If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber got married I wonder which one would wear the dress.
If I get drunk enough I'll cry during a Journey song, I don't give a fuck
It's gut check time you guys.
....yup mine's still huge.
I figure, in the last year I have spent over 40 hours listening to mattress commercials
I'm half disappointed when there isn't a serial killer waiting for me in the backseat of my car, but glad.
Who cares if Justin Bieber smokes weed? Let him smoke all he wants. Maybe we will get lucky and he can be the first to overdose on it.
The first guy to shave his face must have been a fucking psycho
I swear... Some people dress like they never got made fun of in middle school...
Hey guys, remember when I said that one funny thing that one time? Here's 74 similar tweets making a futile attempt to reclaim former glory.
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
I saw the black guy in Connecticut.
WHERE DO I CLAIM MY PRIZE?!
"Alcohol can impair your judgement."
*jump cut to a guy using his Master Ball on a Pidgey*