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does a man marrying a man, or a woman marrying a woman cause you physical pain? no? then shut your fucking mouth.
Pour up: drank. Headshot: drank. Sit down: drank. Stand up: drank. Pass out: drank. Wake up: drank. Faded: drank. Faded.. (drank).
Morgan Freeman is actually God and we were all fooled. Bruce Almighty was actually a documentary.
im with who im with for a reason.
if i had $1 for every time ive heard a stoner say that they were going to quit smoking, yet never did, id have a lot of money.
"The Big Bang Theory" is not funny. at all.
Dude real talk If Obama was a real nigga he woulda rolled up during that speech with his goons and punched that nigga Romney in his mouf doe
#YouGetMajorPointsIf you're not afraid to exhibit intelligence.
my tastes are too expensive for my income.
bieber got caught smoking a blunt. if anything, this just makes me respect him for not giving a fuck.
Soutout to the 18 year old dude who won the lottery, and shouted out his ex girl who just broke up with him a few days before.
if your IG is mainly just a bunch of selfie's at different angles, you're a narcissist who is highly conceited, or desperate for validation.
when people say: "your camera takes such good pictures!" i respond "haha thanks! my oven makes really good food too!"
i have a girlfriend who equally matches me on an intellectual, physical, and emotional bond. aka I'm prolly gonna wife her.
cars, weed, and skateboarding bring people together. if youre into any one of them, people instantly consider you a friend.
dudes out here in hoodies trying to walk slow and smooth like they arent cold and shit.
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