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"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." ~Abraham Lincoln
I sleep naked because if someone comes knocking at my door before 9 AM I want them to regret it.
I've given up on being cute in this life. I'm working on being poignant and relevant and sometimes pithy. Or even just awake.
Just saw “Apple considering larger and/or $99 iPhone.” 6 years of this. We need a tech blog version of “Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
I'm having the sort of day where I'm thinking of perfect comebacks for mean things that were said to me between 18 months and 5 years ago.
I think one of the biggest mistakes we make in this culture is promoting the the mistaken belief that sarcasm indicates intelligence or wit.
What Mac-haters don't see is the Mac-lovers who say "Macs are invulnerable to viruses" are the ones other Mac-lovers don't hang out with.
Got a lots of new followers this week, and I want to thank each and every one of those gorgeous babes for their kind offer of a free iPad.
I hope one day someone will love me the way my cat does five seconds before I’ve opened a can of cat food.
When women say older men are sexy they mean George Clooney, not me on the sofa in boxers watching Barney Miller until my back feels better.
If you think Apple is too strict about in-app purchases, go stand in Target and try selling socks out of your backpack. See what happens.
Impossibly fat and clumsy Cat is chasing a housefly. I've haven't seen a more humiliating display since I dropped my phone under the sofa.
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. -Oscar Wilde