I just bought a boat with my swear jar.

Sometimes I think, "What would Pat Robertson do?" and then I slap my wife for serving me lukewarm coffee.

No journalist has ever said, "Good thing that guy left that vitriolic comment -- now I know how much I suck."

60% of Ottawa residents are currently in line at the Ikea cafeteria

I find I save a lot of time getting ready by not going anywhere.

It is my opinion that the Gordon album by @barenakedladies & @stevenpage is by far one of the best albums of all time.

That is all

Today's temperature will be hovering around cold as balls, with a slight chance of hell no later on 💦❄☔

@coreytamas Lunatic Fringe was a damn fine game.

Great weekend! 5 shows, ending on a big crescendo. Like Brian Eno said: “Rock & roll is the only time you can crash and burn and walk away.”

@coreytamas do not disturb has a “allow calls from” that you can use. I dunno about messages though

@coreytamas Not sure if that works with Messages, though. May only be phone calls that will sound.

@coreytamas Set Do Not Disturb to On, then put your kids' numbers in a contact group, and set "Allow calls from" to that group.

@coreytamas  http://support.apple.com/kb/HT5463 

What's your favorite song for Mohter's Day? I love Patty Griffin's "Mary."  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFAOJnfM6g8 …

The amount of friendship bracelets I made this weekend is verging on unhealthy :$ #rainycottagetime #nointernet

28 years ago my mom rolled the dice on one of the biggest gambles a 20-year-old could possibly make. Thanks – all went better than expected.

Yes, I pasted it in.

Yes, it was exactly correct.

And, yes, Apple: you increasingly make me feel like I'm losing my fucking mind.

Got a gig coming up in 30 minutes but first I get to enjoy hearing the incredible Jordan Reyne (@jordanreyne). Still so amazing, this woman.

@coreytamas thanks brother

Andrew and I decided to start work on a Dragonfly-related project that you guys are seriously not even going to believe. Hell, I barely do.