Honestly, the yak was half-shaved before I realised what I was doing. But I can't stop now; think how all its yak-friends would laugh at it.

"For every job that must be done there is an element of fun." But usually, it's quicker to just do the unfun job whilst bitching about it.

World peace could be closer than you think. http://t.co/ESnTfAZ A cheering read for a rainy morning, via @hipbonegamer

Microlending to average people by average people. I've been doing it over a year & am happy to promote their free trial! http://t.co/2adx2Yt

http://www.flashonthebeach.com/ 28 speakers: 27 men, 1 woman. You'd think I'd be used to this gender BS by now, but no, I'm as angry as ever

Playing DrawSomething: Time taken to guess Bruno Mars - 5.5 hours. Time taken to guess Ozzy Osbourne - 0.01 hour. #oldpanda

"My dear yak. I mean to (s)have you even if it must be burglary."

:( @github just sent me an email to tell me it loves me. It's kinda awkward, because I know I've never even tried to commit.

"Enter the 2010 WebAwards" invites the advert at the top of Gmail this evening. I could probably win that with what I know now, right?

It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.

http://t.co/pTqeNyH5 recorded by Cori Samuel, which is to say, ME! Hoorah!!

Things spiders hate: dewy mornings, sudden gusts of wind, bumblebees, scientists with marijuana, sunbeams at just the wrong angle.

RT with added boggling: @cubiclegirl @sqpntk: Chart: Most Americans don't even know what gov't benefits they receive. http://t.co/1pm0RCR

So, carrot cake for dinner. Washed down by a generous white wine spritzer. Let's face it, being a grown-up ROCKS.

Oh my goodness: http://www.acx.com/ (Audible starts brokering audiobook production, on top of their distribution focus.)

@aradasky Or email me / PM me through the LibriVox forum if you've any questions that don't fit into 140 chars :)

@aradasky Hm, http://forum.librivox.org/viewforum.php?f=28 - thread for "solo" if you plan a full book, or "short works" for stories / poems

OH: "She got to the point where the baby was controlling her brain..."

A rather wonderful idea ... RT: @tbeckett Toronto's Human Library, where you can check out a person: http://is.gd/jaWfX

Dreamt last night that the guys at work had a serious conversation about which #minecraft blocks to use in building a new code repository.