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Got a fellow Tweeter in distress here. Anyone have experience of long term caring for a stroke patient willing to DM? #stroke #carers
You've sent me straight back into the arms of Labour, crying & begging for forgiveness for being thick and naive #NHSBill #LostVotes #LDConf
Wouldn't everything be great if we were all a bit nicer to each other?
Things I have learned today. 1, I can fit a whole brownie in my mouth in one go. 2, mnumnph nghumphy mmmhm
Norwegian National Youth Orchestra playing for FREE at 4pm on Saturday in Mile End Art Park. Go and listen to music please
Mr doing Lands End to John O'Groats by bicycle. Tonight he hopes to be in Truro if anyone could offer bed or garden for small tent?
If anyone uses the word invertising at me again, I will personally mergerate them with bonding twine to the Olympic flarificator
Will you lot be quiet please? Some of us are trying to watch Big Brother
It has been decided that Magnums are a fruit because they have a woody stem made from tree
Moths are wankers
Minister for Baked Alaska. Interested rather than interesting. Also @JPHandmade where I sell things I have made and http://t.co/V0cD0oyM & http://t.co/ziMdAbDI