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Quick! Someone! I need an intervention. I've listened to The National for 5 hours and I'm so sad now I can't even make dinner.
"we're giving away the uberfist. Which IS an actual fist. Not an indecent German act." - @djscottetown @thedruidpub
@djscottetown #bingotoonz mondays and you are amazing. But you've got to stop giving Sheena prizes she can hit us with. #uberfist
"it's got so much labia. Toooo much." - Bee explains her art projects to us. She's critical of herself. @arbitral
Excited for #bingotoonz @thedruidpub tomorrow. If I ever move away I would miss Mondays the most @arbitral @bigmommascott @jamesastray etc..
Some nights I feel like I don't wear nearly enough plaid to be at the Black Dog. But I definitely drink enough. #yeg
A man just asked, very seriously, if there was an app to translate from cat to human. We felt kind of sad about having to say no.
My husband is trying to convince me that Hall & Oates are awesome. I'be accidentally married a homosexual, guys.
Are you a hypochondriac when you consider visiting a doctor and your chief complaint is "yawning much more than usual"? Asking for a friend.
"I will 'mange' your wife's titties like bleeeeeaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh" - @arbitral #ProfPeeVacay
I just gave a really inspiring speech about how much I love twitter and feel like it has value. I am a convert.
What flavor is Mountain Dew trying to be? All I'm coming up with over here is "old mop water".
Booze plus wii bowling = me throwing expensive electronics into bowls of spinach dip. I need a time out.
Someone at this bus stop is dancing like no one is watching! Sadly, about ten people are watching. And laughing.
Oh bee, he's even cutier than I'd hoped!!! #ProfPeeVacay @prof_peejay @arbitral
i think whiskey is a health tonic, and that explains my poor choices but also my optimism. I might take my pants off in your kitchen.
