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The worst thing you could ever do to a blind person, is leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Okay, Titanic is now in 3-D. Maybe this time they'll see the iceberg?
I feel bad for the kids of the next generation. They'll all have parents who know how to check browser history.
if your bedroom is as messy as mine, you're disgusting and i'm a hypocrite.
You'd think that with all this new technology they could create a mirror in which objects are exactly as far away as they appear.
Thank you, Twitter. Once again you've made it completely unnecessary for me to turn on my television.
I really wanna tweet something hilarious and embarrassing/innapropriate, but too many people I actually know are following me.
"That's what" -She
What happens after kidz bop 68? Are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what
45% of my shower time is spent wondering if I've already shampooed my hair.
Hey you- yeah you. Not every single god damn tweet needs a freaking hashtag. See? It's possible. And it wasn't even too painful.
The last few days all I've heard about is people dying....
#I #dont #think #people #know #how #to #use #hashtags #?
I'm still not quite sure where you're supposed to look when the dentist is messing around in your mouth and staring right at you..
"I love your Crocs, they're so cute!" said no one ever.
Bitch I might be.
I either dress like I'm going to a red carpet event, or like I'm a homeless drug addict. There really is no in between.