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The worst thing you could ever do to a blind person, is leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Okay, Titanic is now in 3-D. Maybe this time they'll see the iceberg?
I feel bad for the kids of the next generation. They'll all have parents who know how to check browser history.
if your bedroom is as messy as mine, you're disgusting and i'm a hypocrite.
In other sad news regarding international celebrities, justin bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.
You'd think that with all this new technology they could create a mirror in which objects are exactly as far away as they appear.
Thank you, Twitter. Once again you've made it completely unnecessary for me to turn on my television.
I really wanna tweet something hilarious and embarrassing/innapropriate, but too many people I actually know are following me.
"That's what" -She
Omg guys help I'm being harassed by beliebers via the internet ahh
My foreign exchange student didn't know the word for crab so she called it Spider of the sea. Too much cute to handle.
Annndddd, que the endless fb and instagram posts bragging about Christmas presents. Yeah. That's the Christmas spirit.
Sometimes I just care way too much.
If fm1021 is giving away tickets, but they make you listen to an entire Lorde song before you can call in... no one really wins.
What happens after kidz bop 68? Are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what
The last few days all I've heard about is people dying....
45% of my shower time is spent wondering if I've already shampooed my hair.
My foreign exchange student didn't know the word for toes so she called them foot fingers.