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there are so many things i want to eat and not enough time to eat them
why are there so many lifetime movies about teachers fucking high school students
ok mom just because these pizza rolls were recalled for being contaminated with ecoli doesn't mean that i can't eat them ok
thanks, autocorrect, i definitely meant to say "herpes," not "neopets."
pretty sure i could eat all the crab rangoon in the world and it still wouldn't be enough
strawberry banana yogurt and vodka. yes, this is how i'm spending my thursday night.
"Tiene grande... Butts."
Why is #prop8 even an issue? Love is love. I wish homophobic douchebags would stop trying to ruin that for everyone else.
My internet is out and they can't get a technician here before Friday. # dying
ever since i got this coconut shampoo all i want to do is smell my own hair
a frenchman on the internet called me a "nice yellow bird." i'm still not sure what that means but i think i like it.
facebook stop telling me when my friends get engaged. it's just making me wanna vom.