If your guitar tab looks like this 0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0 Please stop.

It is not a good idea for Christian Bale to visit the hospitals dressed as batman. Stop it. The internet has become such a fantasy world.

There is no such thing as bored. You are just lazy. Go do something. Draw, watch a movie, heck wash the dishes! Don't say you're bored.

Dear everyone. Science is not the opposite of faith. Lets move on now. Thanks.

For real though. Next person I catch planking on the stage gets kicked or jumped on like a trampoline. Stage dive or die!

Don't let fear take over your senses. Fear is a liar.

To everyone tweeting #underratedartists. If you're talking about ANYONE on the radio/TV. You don't get it. Stop. Thanks.

I wonder what Hologram Tupac is thinking about right now.

He's back. http://t.co/baQjWewv

I hope Dexter kills his sister.

Be a vegetarian, be vegan, whatever... but don't support Peta. (or the aspca) http://twitpic.com/63k83o

I reserve the right to arm bears.

Country and rap mix. Worst idea ever.

NY hardcore bands. You know you want to start rapping so just do it already.

Lol at birds that walk places. #lol

Has anyone seen the droids I've been looking for?

Ok ok. It’s Friday y’all. Who has beer and loud curse words they want to bring over? #metallicasucks #slayerrules #funnytattoo #coolbarbro

Why is every girl in make up and hair school? Do we really need that many make up / hair specialists? Answer: nope.

I just accidentally heard Volbeat. Bummer.

I’ll eat a horse on purpose and accident.