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My wife, on not joining Facebook: "If they want to 'connect with me,' they can send me a birthday card. Otherwise, they can fuck off."
It's not possible to be a "Socialist Nazi."
The two words are at opposite ends of the political spectrum.
Like "Intellectual Republican."
The two words are at opposite ends of the political spectrum.
Like "Intellectual Republican."
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Man, what a rip off it is when three people "like" something you said on Facebook, and you slowly realize you don't get Favrd for that.
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Right wingers upset that Obama isn't praying in public today.
Yeah, but he isn't going to torture anyone either so it's kind of a wash, no?
Yeah, but he isn't going to torture anyone either so it's kind of a wash, no?
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With all the dumbfucks on TV toting automatic weapons and Hitlerized images of Obama, I can't imagine why the IOC passed on the U.S.
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Dinner at Berghoff. This plate has more sausage than the last Internet networking event I attended.
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Well that was uncalled for. Tried to get busy with the wife this morning and got heckled by Joe Wilson (R-SC).
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Yeah, I thought I lost my childhood once, but it was hiding the whole time in a cardboard box in my subconscious.
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Lou Dobbs is on CNN saying Obama's not a citizen. CN fucking N. No wonder Jon Stewart is our most trusted news source.
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Movies are going to need a different shortcut now to show us the story takes place *in the future*.
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What a horrifying symptom of aging it is to realize that half your wardrobe bears the Dockers logo.
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I went to the bathroom today and forgot my iPhone. I was alone with my thoughts for 4 minutes.
It was horrifying.
It was horrifying.
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A brief sketch of my relationship with my parents: I can hate myself just for ordering the same condiments on my sandwich that they do.
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"We can say any outrageous thing we want, but if you call us on it, you should apologize."
Has the GOP been taking lessons from my mother?
Has the GOP been taking lessons from my mother?
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Dude is wearing a trucker hat. And carrying another trucker hat. He's going to open up a fucking hipster black hole.
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