@elizafearn poor bastard wont know what's hit him. TELL US THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING DEADLINE. He will shit his tighty whites.

@elizafearn omfglol i dont even know how to reply to that XD hahahahahaha

@elizafearn I'm am the ultimate dog's bilbo baggins #legendaryprojectilehangovervom

(*this is all obviously sexual frustration)

@elizafearn recipe of the next Lindsay Lohan, what next.. DRUGS??!

@elizafearn she would miss me because I am amazing ;) I'm should hang with you guys because I really need friends :L

@elizafearn I had to go because a monkey took my bag, it had all my coke in it. He said he will sell it back at a higher price :/ bastard.

I always go for the wrong people. #weirdos #notsingle #junkie #whatnext

@ruhi_tayabali @abcdashley fuck you both.

I want to leave this country so much.

If Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne split up then love is officially dead

@ruhi_tayabali @abcdashley LMFAOO omg :L so sad he's gone to live with Penguins nowww

I wish Costa was open this time of the night :(

I wanna do something! The sun is out and is begging for me to play

@elizafearn aww! :3 haha I actually wondered where you was at lunch i was gonna come hang with the cool gang ;)

@elizafearn I can read yo mind baby... ahha! :D film/occasional fuck buddies. sorted.

@elizafearn It's like I'm a part of you! AND vagina everywhere. YES. I have to eat chinese food first I shall message if u still awake

Getting back into my drinking routine, oh alcoholic beverages how I've missed you

@abcdashley Happy Birthhhddayyy!! Woo! Can't believe you're 18, can finally go party yey xxx

@abcdashley lmao! u are on fire tonight relton