No seriously, why do ugly women always fish for eye contact from me?? Like they just stare until I look so they can say something.

@coreyforde praise emulation Jesus! Lmao

Drinking with the bro is always relaxing.. Nice to know you got fam that's always here eventho they aren't blood @kevds @mike_bswc_black

I really just want a titty to suck... That's my only request

People tell me I hog women but I'm trying to figure out how when no one effing likes me!! -.-

If your a typical person buying an iPhone cool. I can live with that. If your an iDouche you can kick rocks and suck dicks.

Both my iPhone's are prompting me to update, & all I could say was "not I said the cat." Not until there is an untethered jailbreak for iOs6

I hate this 4s with a passion. I'm going to give this bitch away

I hate when people do shit like this. It takes 15 minutes to get out here, You called an hour ago. The Fuck. Now I'm sick out here waiting.

The single life is very..... Bland at the moment

Where are the beautiful and personable single women at?

@irish116_ lol it did, and you sir are my brother in a different state

Guess I'll be driving around alone tonight

RT @dope_fiction How do y'all listen to 2 chainz (titty boy,2necklace) that nigga is horrible.

Niggas going like stage 3 crazy retarded ape shit on temple run smh

I am convinced that it is not winter in this Bitch anymore.... It's some new 5th season

Not the best looking, but I'm above average, Not the smartest, but im intelligent, and not the nicest but im tolerable

My confidence in everything is at the level it should've always been. Im not the best, but I'm great

People try to make up for lack of driving skills in performance... You can have more car than me nigga cause I got more driver than you

#ff generally cool people @wolfwarrior25 @kyle_irish @dj_hollygrove @_myass