New rule for any service I sign up for. If you automatically do anything for me w/out asking, I automatically tweet how much you suck. K?

"Do you have the 4th of July in England too?" "No, here we go right from the 3rd to the 5th."

Also, when I read "Your video will start in 15 seconds," I say, "No it won't." http://t.co/Swep2nF2 @marcoarment

If you want my business, never, ever, ever cold call me.

Try not to smile.

https://t.co/6wWt4z1p

Nice. Instant private groups for anything. https://minigroup.com/

All you other small biz owners, let's each hire 1 new employee next month and save this country from the fucking tea party. Who's w/ me?

Magnificent. I take back everything bad I have ever said about Red Sox fans. http://coudal.com/archives/2011/05/fenway_anthem.php

Onion on Jobs, so true.
http://t.co/aoMqx7Hm

Impossible cool. The only Bruce Lee tv interview.
http://www.archive.org/details/BruceLeeTheLostInterview1971

Best Palin nickname yet: Caribou Barbie

The Overlook Hotel Restaurant Kids' Menu Placemat. http://zero-lives.blogspot.com/2011/02/overlook-restaurant-childrens-menu.html

Fuck.

I am going out on a limb and making a BOLD typographic prediction...

http://t.co/S4xo1n0W

Novalight!


http://t.co/39A85Sdq

It's just an hour old and it's already the best new photo site of the year. Yay for Pictory. http://www.pictorymag.com/

So you know. http://t.co/PKwifYJH

Attention USA designers. Work hard this morning but then please don't come back from lunch. #3day

First color image from Mars. Phew, I was afraid Curiosity would use Instagram.

http://t.co/EhtiaPw6

Venus and Jupiter.


http://t.co/OXktM5UJ