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Now, sit down and let me do a line off your boner
You guys are all fucking weirdos. It's amazing.
When I was a teenager, my friend pulled out freezepops, & said, "Ok, we're gonna put these in our vagina's now."
Buffalo Bill could never kidnap me, cause if I saw some guy with a cast, struggling to lift a couch, it wouldn't even cross my mind to help
I will bang every single australian person. I don't even care.
Who gives a fuck if its 10-10-10? Somewhere in the world it's 10-11-10 so that doesn't really mean shit, you cunts
Oops! I dropped my magnum condom that I use for my massive dong
I knew I loved you since the first time you showed me how to cut someone's carotid artery so they'd bleed out in 4 minutes.
When I have to write my final on who I am as a person, I'm not going to censor anything. Drugs, porn, time travel, war paint, drugs.
#poems Roses are red, violets are blue, they'll need dental records to identify you
I did a 30 minute positive affirmation meditation today. It was crazy!
Get ready to have your dreams dashed little kids, because life is awful. And drugs are awesome.
If you don't like kittens, then you can get the fuck out of my life
Fuck Jeff Goldblum
You guys should all see how suave Parker looks with his new purple streaks hahaha
I'm definitely born in the wrong era. I wish I was born in the early 1900's.
RUNWAY & FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER IN NYC. I need to return some videotapes. http://www.flickr.com/photos/carissathrush/