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There is nothing more magical than baby smiles. (And please don’t say it’s just gas, let me enjoy it!)
What perfume am I wearing? Eau de spit up-it’s all the rage with the youngsters these days.
Left the baby at home with papa and went to the garden store with my mom-I feel like I forgot my arm at home. I’ve been gone 25 minutes.
It seems to me that 75% of being a nursing baby is eating milk and 25% is your mom getting her food all over you while you do it.
That Wells Fargo commercial with the two deaf moms adopting a little girl makes me cry like a nut 😭
For a premixed tube of nipple cream it would have been $89, but for 3 seperate tubes it’s $15...so $74 for the pharmacist to mix things?
Not sure if I didn’t shower or if I did and just forgot to put on deodorant. I smell like sweaty milk.
My mom bought me a flat of 36 juice boxes because even though I’m a mother now I’m actually a toddler and I love them.
Brought our tiny girl to meet her church family today and she was welcomed like a queen-and she didn’t make a peep during service!
Milk came out of the baby’s nose while she was nursing today and I almost had a heart attack. Babies are weird man.
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Paleo-ish. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.
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