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My darling daughter made it nine months and one day before dropping a deuce in the tub.
My nightstand shall henceforth be known as The Water Bottle Graveyard.
Trapped under a napping baby with my coffee just out of reach-what circle of hell is this?
Roomba not working? Try an infant! Mine has a radar to detect microscopic bits of lint etc. which she then disposes of by ingestion.
I’m not usually wild about my crockpot but I made a pound of pinto beans in it and they’re delicious. And now I have lunches for the week!
Ended a great family day with a family dance party to some Sesame Street songs. Honest to God I’m living my dream.
Daughter says “people ask for my advice all the time.” Dad-”Really?!”
Twenty something daughter and parents are having a fight behind me about vacay plans. Dad said “I’m not going to any goddam small bakeries!”
@elchris I can see you saying this 😂 http://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/689814570618245120 …
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Mama to the sweetest girl. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.
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