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I’m already annoyed with the Internet and it’s 8:26.
Take out pizza, cheesy action movie, and NyQuil. I love date at home.
H, after throwing all her food on the floor-”uh oh!”
Me-”Well, that implies an accident. This was premeditated. I watch Law & Order.”
I chose hardboiled eggs over a donut for breakfast so I’m pretty much a paragon of virtue.
I don’t get people who are surprised by the popularity of the names they gave their kids. THAT DATA IS ALL FREE. DO A GOOGLE.
Thanks, old guy at the dive bar for the parenting advice. I feel confident that I know my kid best but I appreciate the unsolicited advice.
Only a grandparent would give a child a book called Loud Farm 🙄
Grilled chicken thighs for dinner but filled up on veggies and bread. Whoops.
Oh you know, just going through my instagram and getting teary eyed over how fast my kid is growing. As you do after bedtime.
I made roasted potatoes with a yogurt dill sauce and I feel so Norwegian you guys.
Came to TraderJoe’s hungry. It’s amateur hour over here.
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Mama to the sweetest girl. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.
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