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I do not feel like a very peaceful parent when my toddler gleefully smacks my face and laughs. Staying unruffled is hard, yo.
I made my kid toast using the butt end of the bread today. Don’t want her getting too fancy for her own good and all 😂
Seeing my baby play with her babies and be really sweet and tender makes me feel like I’m doing something right.
Sinister nurse is deleting patient records on the sweet dos computer.
“ALRIGHT, FRANK’S THE GREATEST.” Angsty teen tries to smooth things over, without any success.
Sinister nurse slapped goth teen and sent him to the car. The notary judged the shit out of her.
Sinister nurse did not, however, steal a car seat.
Sinister nurse done stole Aunt Becky’s baby. Ruh-roh.
Dr. Yamagata isn’t there to deliver her baby who will likely be born wearing a scrunchie.
Aunt Becky is having contractions. They’re 100% unbelievable. They’re looking for Dr. Yamagata.
“Your toddler repeating words could be a sign of OCD.” ALL. THE. EYE ROLLS. Mommy groups are so weird.
If you need me I’ll be over here drowning in a pile of gyoza.
“Everybody counts and everybody has dignity.” Amen, Mr. President.
You know those robbers in The Sims who sneak around exaggeratedly? That’s me leaving the nursery after the baby falls asleep.
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Mama to the sweetest girl. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.
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