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Watching lifetime movies on YouTube while trapped under a nursing baby.
When Jesus said to love my neighbor did He mean the asshole who woke my baby up with their amateur fireworks display?
Morning nap and mama’s shower are brought to you by Oreck: the baby mute button that also cleans your floors.
It’s not sleep I miss most since becoming a mother, it’s eating a hot meal with two hands and not having to shovel it in.
Baby hair clips. I can’t stop and I won’t stop.
Wanted to buy a super cute romper at Target today but then I realized I couldn’t nurse in it. Also that my husband would mock me long time.
If you truly don’t understand why the confederate flag is offensive and shameful I don’t know what to tell you.
I left the baby with a sitter for 2 hours this afternoon and I didn’t even cry!
Standing in front of the fridge eating leftover tortellini with my fingers while the baby sleeps in the sling. Maternity leave is glam guys.
The look of betrayal on my kids face when I offer her a paci is hilarious and heartbreaking all at once.
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Paleo-ish. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.
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