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Lord, have mercy.
Got a pedicure and ate an entire chipotle burrito so I win at Mondays.
I’ve firmly moved from the FORP stage of pregnancy to looking obviously pregnant.
My previous tweet was made possible by the glorious invention that is maternity jeans.
I want a maternity shirt that says “I hate your negative shit.” and I’ll just point to it when people tell me how awful parenthood is.
If picking the absolute slowest target line was a marketable skill I would be in high demand.
If your first response to someone becoming a parent is “You’ll never sleep again!” you might be a dick. (Do they think we’re unaware?)
I’m “I can’t eat anything spicy anymore because my throat is a river of fire” weeks pregnant.
Ginger. Beloved of God. Wife to a bearded wonder. Paleo-ish. Hippie at heart. Crafty as shit.