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Finn just said "You're a hot one" and put his finger on me and made the sizzle noise. #thanksbuddy #neededthat #4yrolds
I have day & 1/2 to come up w/ an excuse to get out of a date I made w/ a (handsome but deaf) guy while drunk last week. #storyofmylife
Crap. One of the managers at one of my accounts just asked me out. I knew I should have never brought up #gaming w/ him. #awkward
Hahaha. Just found out I am working straight through the weekend. In related news we may start importing small batch sake. #win?
Slept at the exes, still in the same clothes as last night & brushed my teeth this morning in my car w/ bottle of water. #lifeontheroad
Some 12 year old kid just whistled and hollered at me. #stillgotit
Ugh Austin is way too spread out for my taste. And way too white. No wonder it's #1 city for young people to live in. #stupid
Wow! Even Silver Diner does "farm to table" now. #whatajoke
WILLIAM SHATNER IS 80 YRS OLD!! #mindblown #sheenroast