National Prescription Drug Take-back Day today. No questions asked. Find a location near you. http://t.co/FgLtxdKv

@angryblacklady My beer is warm. THANKSALOTOBAMA.

“@shellity: Homeopath tells fibs. Homeopath gets caught. The fun begins:  http://shellity.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/fair.html … #ten23 #StopAVN” @pharmacistscott

@pokey_pineapple @hrana @cowboypharmd Made me think of this: "Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair." Not enough chairs.

.@burbdoc, this one's for you. RT @bobsyauncle: Not eating peanut butter ever again http://twitpic.com/4pa4qc

@raindroprph @asthehospturns @dr_b_pharmd If you know a family that's not dysfunctional, you don't know them.

@angryblacklady Tweet harder.

@theangrypharm My wine-besotted eyeballs read that as "soft cock radio station." Same difference, right?

"Solostar Trek" #pharmacytv

@theshypharmd @mrschodge @pimpinpills @sarcasmicrph @cambodius @crobbielv @_rxlauren $50 for shower, $100-150 for wedding?

Bet Jim Lehrer feels like he just got held down on the dorm floor while bully Mitt gave him a haircut. #debate

@pokey_pineapple I got my mind out of the gutter once, but it was so lonely it crawled back in.

@ouapothecary I had to take my baseball bat home. Not a preferred management tool.

@pollbuster @angryblacklady Our Congressman put out a false rumor Dem opponent had quit race day before election. Too late for Dem to rebut.

@brirph @lastrefills \\// LLAP

@vulcanianrx If booze didn't exist, how many of us would?

@mrdispenser PEGasparaginase ##drugnames

@brirph Go, Harper, go!! #hopeforharper

@brirph *confetti*

@_rxlauren @brirph I'm in. #HopeforHarper Peds cancer sucks.