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I think I accidentally followed a bunch of narcissists who always brag about the trophies, favs & stars they get for their tweets.
I wish I could get back all the time I’ve spent untangling headphones.
I must be doing a great job raising my kids, because my 8 yr old just asked “Did you get hammered last night?” 😆
Bitches be lame n shit. 11:00 and you’re calling it a night? Need me some younger friends.
My son just called me sexy and I said, "Don't call me that. Do you know what it means?" and he said,"Yea, it means you look hot." lmao wtf
My 8 year old son just said “Sure, blame it on the white guy.” LOL I don’t have a clue where he gets this shit from.
People say the corniest and sappiest shit on Valentine's Day. Can it just be over already?
"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections."
I know something that makes everything else seem like nothing.
Call me crazy, but I love the feeling of the hygienist scraping the plaque off my teeth. I wanna get my own instruments to do it myself. 😁
Why did it take me so long to realize that I married a fuckin' asshole!?
A 20 minute phone convo to make a fucking hair appointment and you don't even have your calendar? Ain't nobody got time for that.
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