Who is ready for a new "Get Crafty with Cleetus" episode?! HERE IT IS BABY!! PLEASE RT TO THE PEEPLE! http://t.co/857NdsUT

NEW EPISODE IS READY!! Scrapbook storage tips with Cleetus! (PLEASE RT fer other scrappers!!) http://t.co/VYcoR1zc

Check out this Nativity Scene, a McDuffy tradition! http://t.co/OkcuwnkP

Only one more LIKE on ma Facebook page til I hit 800! Next Cleetus Liker gets a shout out on ma next show! Please RT & also Retweet

Mama just lost 2 pounds in under 7 minutes!! And all she did was go poop!

Was Jackie O. Kennedy a scrapper? Can we find this out? I think she was. She was classy and all, prolly luved preservin memories

If i was ever stuck in a ravine & was gonna die, I'd write ma death note in Comic Sans font so people'd be sad then all "ROFL!! COMIC SANS!"

Say hi to Satan Mr. Kim Jong IL. There aint no scrappin in h-e-double slim jims.

Just got back from the James. (I ain't been a member long enough to feel comfortable callin it Gym).

Hopin @archivers give's Melanie a raise fer helpin me in ma show!! http://t.co/rXV1WKgf

Ransom notes are the meanest scrapbook pages.

Sometimes I git so pumped about @dearlizzy 's new line comin 2012 I CAN FREAlKIN SLEEP AT NIGHT!! Giddy-up 2012! #emotions

Happy President's Day! I'd like to thank Washington, Lincoln, and the fellers fer gittin' me a sweet discount on a paper trimmer today!

Sorry ladies, unless yer tweetin about CHA nobuddy cares take a break and play with yer kids CHA IS THE PLACE TO BE BABY LET'S INSTAGRAM!!!

Have you ever ran outta glue dots and used a rolled up booger instead? I'm just askin' is all. (it works!)

Hip hip hooray! The Super Readers save the day! We changed the story, we solved the problem, we work together so hip hip hooray!!

Wanna spice up yer scrapbook pages? Try tarragon or rosemary!

I can't believe when I was young putting ma baseball cards in plastic sheets in binder I was #projectlife 'n it & I dih int even know it!

Merry Christmus everyone!! Mama made her special Egg Nog... 2 parts @timholtz Adirondack Alcohol Ink + 35 raw eggs! DELISH

Mama wants one a them high-tech spoon sharpeners that go in the kitchen sink hole and sounds like a blender. Sharper Image?