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Aladdin was black? This changes everything.
The right way to eat a banana? Like a goddamn American. Let it sit on the fridge til it turns black then throw it away, Bitch. #USA
Friendly Reminder: Wu-Tang is for the children.
I miss pluto
BREAKING STORY: Local news stations give murderer tons of attention!
Sometimes I walk down the hall with change in my pockets and pretend the noise is spurs & I’m a cowboy. Then I sit at my desk and die inside
i was into midgets and tits way before Game of Thrones
Tonight would be a perfect night for pizza! (Like most nights)
FACT: "Communication" has the anagram "Cum Taco Minion"
Juggalos are only one letter away from being Huggalos. Just keep that in mind.
RT if you image searched 'duck nipples'. Fav if you didn't.
My friends are picking a date to induce labor. I suggested they calculate which day would put the kid's 21st bday on a friday
I'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE I WAS DURING THE EARTHQUAKE - wasting away in a fucking cubicle.
30, Programmer; Bearded Sandwich Enthusiast. Also 1/2 of Hello Cleveland! Podcast @HelloClePod