Apple: we'll make $LOTS!
Analysts: Apple will make $UNICORN!
Apple: uh...

Apple: makes $LOTS+
Analysts: *NOUNICORNSADFACE*

AAPL down

RT @davewiner: NBC: We skipped terror tribute because it wasn’t “tailored for the U.S. audience”. http://t.co/lGZAekvp <- Disgusting.

So Apple's becoming Microsoft, Microsoft is the plucky underdog in mobile, and Adobe's doing exciting stuff in web standards. *BRAINEXPLODE*

Apple: Don’t make tablets that look like an iPad!

HTC: *makes tablet that looks like an iMac* http://t.co/RjMI299y

Apple: *HEADDESK*

"… you will need a Facebook account to access Spotify from now on" http://t.co/TRCAwkbI <- This is not good.

.@34sp Make an exception to your bandwidth terms for riotcleanup.co.uk - the site is now suspended and you are affecting London's clean-up.

Steve Jobs meets PhotoBooth, by Mike Matas, from 2005: http://t.co/atsW97pF

Anti-piracy group uses musician's music without permission on anti-piracy ad. http://t.co/50g11BbY /via @glinner

If Facebook punched you in the face, it would 'apologise' by saying it should have warned you that it was going to punch you in the face.

I think it's clear that by June, every British musician and TV show person will be RAKING IN CASH due to The Pirate Bay being blocked!

This is mental: iOS app to turn your iPhone into a tape player to load games into a ZX Spectrum: http://t.co/oasQ934M #seriouslyretro

Daily Mail scans image from The Guardian: http://t.co/a9YXzvzE <- Oh dear.

If you pay for a service, it means those behind it can invest. Income means a service has a future. That’s a good thing, not bad.

Dear everyone who's going to bitch about the iPhone 4S: it's a deck-of-cards-sized mini-computer YOU CAN TALK TO. #livinginthefuture

The history of typography in stop motion. Definitely worth five minutes of your time!  http://exp.lore.com/post/49522138627/the-history-of-typography-in-a-stop-motion …

My iPad 3/iPad HD predictions for today http://t.co/owxvl58z

Top tip for iOS devs—this is an excellent way to get me to dislike and uninstall your game: pic.twitter.com/n0QneI8knW

Tech blogs moaning Apple won’t radically overhaul iOS while fiercely slating Microsoft for radically overhauling Windows. So which is it?

By me: BBC mis-quotes Paul Chambers Twitter Joke Trial tweet, presumably because electrons cost lots of money http://t.co/OJY1rYMh

By me: are graphic designers ruining the web? http://t.co/6eQYzOE3 feat: @mattgemmell, @andybudd, @aarongustafson and others.