Actually...that would be The Holy Grail “@cm_mattd: It's just a flesh wound. #Twitflix #TheMeaningofLife”

Wingnuts Boasting till they Open Fire #NRAChristmasSongs

Maybe they tarped over the lower bowl... RT @baseballbabe_8: wow. the A's game is a sellout? what next? fire? brimstone?

#FF @baseballbabe_12 @sfgiantsmadbum @tressaamariee @tripletmom98
@dotlee1 @theshaynarose @tommyhobson @seth_everett @sal_castaneda

#FF @celebwatcher2 @celluloidtears @tripletmom98 @chilkong @equill @capaccindy @drunkhulk @erictheactor11 @katetscott @miran_chun @smellyi

#BushLibraryBooks "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wrecking The United States"

@zerlinamaxwell "You're no fun?!" That's the best they can do? Don't look now, I think you've won! :-D

#PaulRyanBudgetNames What Wouldn't Jesus Do?

@youranonnews @kaieous There's safety in numbers! #HEXthepower

The Proletariat of Hazzard #LeftWingSitcoms

@tripletmom98 #blush

@tripletmom98 Naught E Booey!

The clap? “@paulyshore: If ice loves coco who loves weasle. ?”

Merry Christmas to all my tweeps around the globe! May your celebrations be safe and peaceful!

@drhcaldicott Oh no. :-( “@davidshuster: NRC declaring an "alert" at Oyster Creek plant (NJ) because water is exceeding intake structure.

@nukeangel 50% of America is overweight...it IS a societal norm. And shouldn't be fodder for insults or "rehabilitation" #jentalks

Dorian Gray? “@johncusack: whats this guy all about? http://t.co/Aq3BuSuA”

Excuse me Stewardess, it's a wee bit stuffy on this flight. Could you roll down the window so my hypothalamus can enjoy some fresh air?

@baseballbabe_12 Consign the Angels to the infernal regions! #SFGiants

Favorite heckle in the field club last night: "Your wife is a Dodger!!!!" lol #SFGiants