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Can I say fuck on this thing?
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Oh this is too awesome. Fuckity fuckity heck. (don't want
to go too far)
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Today is the birthday of Copernicus. The first man to prove the world does not revolve round Tiger Woods. Happy Birthday Copey.
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http://tweetphoto.com/11720962 Helena Bonham Carter during a commercial break. Girl is batshit crazy. I loved her
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Whadadoo everybody. Gmorning. Woke up to lots of new friends. It's like being the opposite of drunk
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I have decided to do tomorrows show with no audience. The entire episode will be a conversation with Stephen Fry. Why? Why not?
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I wish my vacuum cleaner had balls & the proper amount of suction. If that's wrong I don't want to be right
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Sorry I've been so quiet. Been reading a terrific book. Conspirata by Robert Harris. Kids, a book is like a long pepery tweet.
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I plan on wearing pants nearly every day this week.
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The fact that i am on twitter probably means its on the way out.
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Watching the who @ the superbowl made me sad. Like watching my grampa play the spoons
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Weighed myself today. Gained 5 pounds since last week. Curse you gravity and cheez-its
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I follow no one. Except Dave I suppose. Or the local news. Or the smell of ham
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Join me followers. Join my robot skeleton army hargggggharggetc.
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Twitter has better lighting than my show.
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I have 3 dogs. I like 2 of them The one I dont like takes a shite on the kitchen floor every morning. It's French. The dog, not the shite.
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I never said I'd do a sexy dance for 100k followers. You guys did. But I'll do it anyway. Mondays show. Must go oil myself & buy a thong.
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Contactors @ my place today. Lots of burly dudes stomping around with their ass cracks showing...like a party at Elton Johns house
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Typo on my last tweet. Curse my sausage fingers and their large penis implying clumsiness.
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Just finished taping show with Stephen Fry & no audience. Thank God he is so erudite & generous. Odd show. Some will like it. Some won't.
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