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Yes, it's official. blink-182 are headlining Reading and Leeds Festivals 2014. STOKED!
*sees a nice car*
"wow. v nice indeed"
[the next day]
"that car yesterday sure was nice"
[52 years later]
"im old now. hello"
*mum storms on stage snatching my didgeridoo*
"no son of mine plays a drain pipe"
dad shouts from the audience "more like didgeri DONT"
biere d'or kills me the day after
this random homeless looking guy bought us a whiskey and coke and it was vile
had a dream that the Leeds Fest line-up next year was purely made up of YouTube celebrities, Fred headlined, woke up before I shot myself
Under Soil And Dirt is not a long enough album
How long are Winnie the Pooh and that other stripey bastard going to ignore the fact there's something seriously wrong with Eeyore