Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't like Oreo. Go ahead. Judge me.
You really think I'll download and watch that 5MB video you forwarded to me on WhatsApp?
Logged in to FB after ages. A friend had uploaded a dozen photos with caption 'photo courtesy XYZ. Thank you so much'. Deactivated again.
Friend: *compels me to go for a movie with him*
Me: I don't want to go. Period.
Friend: Period?? Oh sorry we'll go later then.
While watching TV with family, condom ads are less awkward than Slice ads.
Ugh. Just saw two squirrels humping. With that picture in your mind, have a happy Monday y'all!
If a Gujju aunty says you're 'healthy', then you my friend are faaatttt.
Misery loves company.
Does Virat Kohli come from a legendary family of kohl makers?
Relationship status: Jesus loves me.
Riggy Bonding. Heard on a Tamil news channel.
That awkward moment when you aren't sure whether people are laughing at you or your joke.
All-round terrible person. I'm the reason why we can't have nice things. Awkward. Forever-zoned-out. Also, I put the 'un' in Funny.