@bbtia Michael Young always falls off the ledge on Ranbow Road #SuperMario64

The Astros just have too many good players

Hey found a new great summer camp! pic.twitter.com/YLVLeDgZwS

Stadium isn't full tonight, does that mean we have to restart the count to 30 years?

I do t understand football so I'm going to blame Romo for every mistake the Cowboys make

@tweetgrubes @sbass1310 @sportssturm he should have taken the mike and sung last years summer bash Yu Darvish song

Need to borrow this? @sportssturm @bracketdan @greatdonovan pic.twitter.com/4zdxkQsyKq

Why isnt Brad Pitt or Jonah Hill in the Oakland dugout?

Derek Lowe... More like Derek BLOWE!!!! Hahahaha.... But

@ktfuntweets this is how Im feeling with you leaving. Congrats on the great job. pic.twitter.com/SUy47Z5VDw

My sister is trying out to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Please vote for her!  http://www.dallascowboys.com/dccvote/leah.html?campaign=dal:fanshare:facebook …

if i were a pro baseball player I would drag my bat like a caveman every time i walked up to hit.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMSTICK!!!!!!!

@mikesirois let Me, @cincodemino and @stephenjkelley know when you renew your vows so we can get a promo table out there!

@mikesirois I'm rolling around in uncontrollable laughter after that call in! Well played Mike. Well played!

OH MY GOD THERE'S A FIRE.... sale.

@theoldgreywolf @corbydavidson @danny_balis can Mike rank The Beatles next?

@cincodemino I thought the black smoke meant the Others were coming. #LOSThumor

@mikesirois @kt1310 the birds chirping in the background just add an extra layer of greatness. I imagine they're all resting on his shoulder

Thank god Rand Paul was in my Politics fantasy league. Got some extra points for that filibuster! #FailedPoliticalHumor #THF