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You will come to fear The Flaming Cow of Justice!
I would imagine that a koala bear's breath would smell like cough drops.
I am so glad that I'm not being chased by bears.
Triscuits > Wheat Things.
I waste my day thinking of this crap.
Ooooo... Walker, Texas Ranger is on! I wonder if this is the episode where he saves the lady in trouble...
Best Part: I dance to the Gilmore Girls Theme in the kitchen when no one is looking. The Sambuca bottle is my microphone.
Call me crazy, but I think this Twitter thing will catch on in 2015.
My New Years resolution is 300dpi.
Fuck anybody who says you're too old for anything!
No! I wanna holler the loud funny words! I LIKE DARRIN! HE IS MY FRIEND! I LIKE YOU AND HIM! HE LIKES ME! AND I LIKE HIIM! HE LIKES YOU I HOPE!
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