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#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople you look like *says another random black person with no resemblance*
How can my dad see a picture of Tupac and Biggie on my laptop as my wallpaper and ask me 'are these your friends'
#ThingsAfricanMumsSay why can't you be like *insert friend who is 10x worse than you*
British commentators always find a way to gass up the British atheltes even when they're flopping... 'see how she gracefully fell over'
Im tired of oyinbo people asking me "why do you brush ur hair, you dont have any" its like me asking "why do u lick ur lips u dont have any"
the day rick ross crowdsurfs is the day his fans faith will be tested
One time my dad got so angry he couldnt think of a punishment and he asked me to crawl around the sitting room and don't stop
im seeing oyinbo ppl wearing simple t-shirt in this antarctic weather. from time they can eat unseasoned chicken they can survive anything
#InAnAfricanHousehold your parents must know your friends full names/addresses/schools attended/history/bank details before they enter
I cant trust my mum to go and buy FIFA 13, shes too fresh. She'll come back with 13 footballs
Imagine you go westfield to collect free pretzels and you're getting rushed by shaniquas 😭
why is it that at raves when a dougie song comes on, a circle of people magically appear and dougie their heart out. This is not step up 3
How can you tell me not be nervous because 'its just GCSE's' .. 1) i'm sure u was nervous & 2) My mum is N-I-G-E-R-I-A-N
Lupe is too real for the music industry
dont be fooled by the followers that I got, I'm still Olu from Lagos (8)