@CrensCrotch's most faved Tweets...
IF I want your opinion I'll pull my dick out of your mouth.
Don't tweet and drive. You might laugh and blow soda out of your nose, and then the fool next to you would have to tweet about it.
My goatee has reached the perfect length, anyone's clit itch?
Going to BJ's for takeout. I'm absolutely positive there's a joke in there somewhere waiting to cum out.
S.top Fuc.king Fo.llowing Me.
You say Brazilian, I say smoooooooooth.
Ever wonder if dentist's try to talk to their significant other while their dick is in their mouth?
Can we please get back to the dirty, clever, tweets full of sexual innuendos. #Balloonboy is so passé.
He who masturbates sees your raise. She who masturbates goes all in.
If you're happy and you know it.... FUCK YOU!
How come women get all the hot sexy underwear and the best they can do for men is a banana hammock ?
My coffee loves me because I swallow.
Ladies. lean over, I want to tell you the secret to pleasing a man. Ok actually I just wanted to look down your shirt. Thanks!
I am pulling a 1/2 day today, and I will probably only do that 1/2 ass, so in reality it's more like I am pulling a 1/4 day.
I like my women like I like my chocolate. White and without nuts.
I'm not premature, you're to fucking slow.
You want better office production, then open the fucking office bar.
A ReTweet without starring the original is like a reach-around without finishing the (hand)job. Just sayin'
No boss and no admin assistant today. Looks like I have a full day of Social Networking in my future.
I'm just laying here in my Burt Reynolds in Playgirl pose.
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