@CrensCrotch's most faved Tweets...
Don't tweet and drive. You might laugh and blow soda out of your nose, and then the fool next to you would have to tweet about it.
Going to BJ's for takeout. I'm absolutely positive there's a joke in there somewhere waiting to cum out.
Can we please get back to the dirty, clever, tweets full of sexual innuendos. #Balloonboy is so passé.
How come women get all the hot sexy underwear and the best they can do for men is a banana hammock ?
Ladies. lean over, I want to tell you the secret to pleasing a man. Ok actually I just wanted to look down your shirt. Thanks!
I am pulling a 1/2 day today, and I will probably only do that 1/2 ass, so in reality it's more like I am pulling a 1/4 day.
A ReTweet without starring the original is like a reach-around without finishing the (hand)job. Just sayin'
No boss and no admin assistant today. Looks like I have a full day of Social Networking in my future.
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