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If you call your boyfriend 'boo' no one fucking likes you.
If D stands for dinner, than yes... I want the D.
Why is bath salt trending? Aren't we over that?
This tampon commercial shows a girl apparently on her period hitting on a guy at a party. He is gonna be PISSED.
The world doesn't end until the year 5,000,000,000. If you watched Dr. Who like you should have been you'd know that.
Me: "Is it gonna be awkward now?" Him: "Not unless you make it awkward." Me: "So yes."
"and in that moment I swear we were real niggas" -The Perks of Being a Hood Rat
Twitter. A place to talk shit about everyone without mentioning a single name.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because she can't fit into D shells. BWAHAHA
Lol @ people that steal others tweets.
I have never been my types type.
Thigh tattoos just look better on chubby girls.
I wish that just once when someone tells me I give good head I could return the compliment.
It is Sasha Grey's birthday. <333
350 followers, which means I lost some, which means 350 people have a great sense of humor and everyone else is stupid.
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and you’re head’s in the game but you’re heart’s in the song
I AM NOT A LESBIAN! I JUST LIKE TO WATCH GIRLS DO IT WITH EACH OTHER OKAY!?
I’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has. Touching every single lad. One day have a plaque that says “She wore the tightest of pants -23-