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If you call your boyfriend 'boo' no one fucking likes you.
If D stands for dinner, than yes... I want the D.
Why is bath salt trending? Aren't we over that?
It's like my grandma always said, "start slow with lots of lube."
This tampon commercial shows a girl apparently on her period hitting on a guy at a party. He is gonna be PISSED.
I may not be your cup of tea but I am at least your fourth beer.
The world doesn't end until the year 5,000,000,000. If you watched Dr. Who like you should have been you'd know that.
Me: "Is it gonna be awkward now?" Him: "Not unless you make it awkward." Me: "So yes."
got the ground tilled and lots of seeds and starts for our garden!!! I am so excited to start growing things!
"and in that moment I swear we were real niggas" -The Perks of Being a Hood Rat
Twitter. A place to talk shit about everyone without mentioning a single name.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because she can't fit into D shells. BWAHAHA
Lol @ people that steal others tweets.
Thigh tattoos just look better on chubby girls.
I have never been my types type.
I wish that just once when someone tells me I give good head I could return the compliment.
I don't get lesbians. Girls are fucking annoying, dumb, and gross. Boys jump off stuff, dress cute, and have beards.
It is Sasha Grey's birthday. <333
I’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has. Touching every single lad. One day have a plaque that says “She wore the tightest of pants -23-