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If you call your boyfriend 'boo' no one fucking likes you.
If D stands for dinner, than yes... I want the D.
It's like my grandma always said, "start slow with lots of lube."
Why is bath salt trending? Aren't we over that?
My idea of going dancing is getting super drunk and trying to put my house key in the door.
I may not be your cup of tea but I am at least your fourth beer.
This tampon commercial shows a girl apparently on her period hitting on a guy at a party. He is gonna be PISSED.
Me: "Is it gonna be awkward now?" Him: "Not unless you make it awkward." Me: "So yes."
The world doesn't end until the year 5,000,000,000. If you watched Dr. Who like you should have been you'd know that.
If hangovers were money I could afford to be a Republican.
got the ground tilled and lots of seeds and starts for our garden!!! I am so excited to start growing things!
"and in that moment I swear we were real niggas" -The Perks of Being a Hood Rat
Twitter. A place to talk shit about everyone without mentioning a single name.
The absolute bravest people alive are the people who fall asleep on the bus.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because she can't fit into D shells. BWAHAHA
Tell me about it, stud. Lady in the streets, freak in the tweets. Too feral for these fuckboys.
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