Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Pretty soon hunter Moore's gonna be like "ay yo bitches put your aborted fetus in your mouth for a vape pen" and they WILL
If you call your boyfriend 'boo' no one fucking likes you.
If D stands for dinner, than yes... I want the D.
It's like my grandma always said, "start slow with lots of lube."
Why is bath salt trending? Aren't we over that?
I may not be your cup of tea but I am at least your fourth beer.
This tampon commercial shows a girl apparently on her period hitting on a guy at a party. He is gonna be PISSED.
Me: "Is it gonna be awkward now?" Him: "Not unless you make it awkward." Me: "So yes."
The world doesn't end until the year 5,000,000,000. If you watched Dr. Who like you should have been you'd know that.
If hangovers were money I could afford to be a Republican.
got the ground tilled and lots of seeds and starts for our garden!!! I am so excited to start growing things!
"and in that moment I swear we were real niggas" -The Perks of Being a Hood Rat
Twitter. A place to talk shit about everyone without mentioning a single name.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because she can't fit into D shells. BWAHAHA
That is the fucking best tweet I have ever seen. That bitch wins the internet.
Lol @ people that steal others tweets.
Thigh tattoos just look better on chubby girls.
I have never been my types type.
Tell me about it, stud. Lady in the streets, freak in the tweets.