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Pretty soon hunter Moore's gonna be like "ay yo bitches put your aborted fetus in your mouth for a vape pen" and they WILL
If you call your boyfriend 'boo' no one fucking likes you.
If D stands for dinner, than yes... I want the D.
It's like my grandma always said, "start slow with lots of lube."
Why is bath salt trending? Aren't we over that?
This tampon commercial shows a girl apparently on her period hitting on a guy at a party. He is gonna be PISSED.
I may not be your cup of tea but I am at least your fourth beer.
Me: "Is it gonna be awkward now?" Him: "Not unless you make it awkward." Me: "So yes."
The world doesn't end until the year 5,000,000,000. If you watched Dr. Who like you should have been you'd know that.
got the ground tilled and lots of seeds and starts for our garden!!! I am so excited to start growing things!
"and in that moment I swear we were real niggas" -The Perks of Being a Hood Rat
Twitter. A place to talk shit about everyone without mentioning a single name.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because she can't fit into D shells. BWAHAHA
That is the fucking best tweet I have ever seen. That bitch wins the internet.
Lol @ people that steal others tweets.
Thigh tattoos just look better on chubby girls.
I have never been my types type.
Only know you love her when you let her go