Abs on women is gross

I can't wait until having a TV that's also a cupboard is cool again

just bought @katealexandramo new single

Wow no chance on that one

This is what I'll be drinking with @willmacklinshow @rockstarsounds and @wcodynelson tonight. #Syck pic.twitter.com/UWlvD1CIYm

“@th2nstatsguy: The always awkward meeting between a high-5 and a fist bump. pic.twitter.com/GMcVEH8moc” @macklin_charles

Trade Luongo to Pittsburgh! He won a gold medal with Crosby too!

If I ever get a tattoo it's probably gonna be an ass tatoo

@news1130sports Jordan Subban is projected to go in the 2nd round but do you think Canucks might take him higher? Played with Gaunce

@countbettman With a healthy team and Luongo in net the Canucks will win the cup and I will use all of my power to make it happen!

. @thescore the original gif is from @zprophet_mma so feel free to give him credit in the article

I am better than the following people @jackliu19 @jordanzagar16 @willmacklinshow @wcodynelson @sunkdub

Woooow MASSIVE Pimple on Keslers brow. God damn

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter. So amazing so watch it again  http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter … #InsaneLetter

Considered giving the kid I work with a powerbomb today

So fucking angry right now

John Buck knows how to fuck #Mets

@pigstynorthvan sources tell me he hit it first

@armchairlb they have the same luck with women

I have a huge zit and it reminds me of this classic scene #BillMurray
 http://youtu.be/uYd_Zu46_gA