@CroweJam's (JD Crowe) most faved Tweets...
Not to brag, but if a bomb hit this Walmart right now, my body might be the only one identified. I have dental records.
"The main stream media is lying. There is no devastation here. I'll have a burger." - Sarah Palin, reporting from Chili's.
Tina Fey now admits she used performance enhancing stupid pills during her impersonations of Sarah Palin.
Got Wife exactly what she wants for VDay. Hope this brawny, shirtless firefighter will be ok in the trunk til Sunday.
Co-workers keep saying 'nice pants.' Not sure if they really like my pants or just pleased that I am wearing --- oh. Fly's open. Never mind.
Welcome, new followers. I'm an acquired taste. Like burnt chili. And the smell of a wet dog. Ok, I star a lot.
First rule of Tickle-Fight Club: Do not tell your mommy, your daddy, or your constituents about Tickle-Fight Club.
Dick Cheney has had like 12 heart attacks. Well, technically, they were more like "hard little black coal" attacks.
Give a man a fish, no problem. Give a man a finger and he chases you down the stairwell and causes a big scene here at work.
When Carrie Prejean says "talk to the hand" it's just her way of introducing you to her significant other.
To all who kept your kid out of school today. They missed a good speech. And since they got to stay home, Obama is now their hero.
Plowed thru that meeting like nobody's business. Was told, yes, it was somebody's business. And to stop making tractor noises.
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