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Oh man, going from watching Kids in the Hall to Comedy Inc. is like going from the hot tub to a puddle of shit.
If I ate the bones of an elk, my body would repurpose those bones and give me a stronger chin and jaw line, right?
Perfectly timed a fart to the 'ding' at the end of the Dexter theme song. #incrediblyproud
Woke up at 9am. Ate pizza at 9:30am. Currently trying to have a nap - it's 9:51am.
Every time I see someone bend over I make a fart noise in my head.
Two Teenage Girls I heard at lunch - Girl 1: So my mom's friend Zane... Girl 2: Wait, Zane? Girl 1: Yeah, I know. (BOTH BEGIN LAUGHING)
This Chris Brown performance is like watching live action Q-Bert. But Q-Bert is better cause he would never hit a woman. #noarms
Bitch Combers #DepressingSitcoms #CanadianEdition
The Second City Toronto main stage performer. Founding member of Award Winning Sketch Troupes The Sketchersons & Bull Hooey. Taco Freak. http://t.co/XdPI8HhQFx