Dear photographers: repeat after me - no more flash sites, no more flash sites, NO MORE FLASH SITES!!!

Well shit, wife a accidentally said 'gangbang' instead of 'gagnam style.' Now mini-me is saying he watched gangbang.

Good thing I’ve not made a bucket list. First thing that came to mind was ‘nipple tassels’ - and I’m sure it would only get worse.

I'm scared. Does legal gay pot mean I have to now get gay married and sacrifice my son to a rainbow unicorn?

From a wise teacher http://t.co/VudTC1Es

"you know, fire is the leading cause of fire"

So blade templating in #Laravel pretty much kicks ass.

@marcusthetoken what is the meaning of belly button lint?

@marcusthetoken twitter would have you believe ninjas are the leading cause of death. When in fact it is rabid rabbits.

@marcusthetoken can bypass confusion and just always go with fuck you.

I was fine with the burn on my hand - Until the healing part started looking like bacon.

@xplodingunicorn and what if that is the deciding factor that gets them the job?

@xplodingunicorn babies usually come with good warranties.

Apparently I just needed coffee to get the rage feeling to abate.

I do believe it is a Tron Soundtrack kind of day to accompany me in my code editor.

Assuming virtualbox image for IE goes well on my Mac, I will no longer have a need for Windows on my Asus and will switch it to Ubuntu.

Oh no!!! The dog's breath smells of cat litter.

@marcusthetoken or your boss will finally feel he has permission to live his life. And he'll sit in your lap tomorrow.

@marcusthetoken the ladies are lining up around the corner.

@billmc7 of course it is. But you may have some 'splanin to do when the nice men with badges show up.