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#ConfuciusSay horde of #zombies feasting leaves no room to swing a cat. #BiteClub
I could do some deep sea diving with the air in this bag of chips I just bought.
There's a whole list of people who I can't be friends with anymore just because I accidentally texted them pictures of my cock just now.
Ok all u stink bug haters, I just found one of those fuckers climbing my leg, INSIDE MY PANTS. Uck.
Just got spammed by an anti- smoking bot. So, blocked and reported. While I blew smoke rings. Go troll elsewhere.
Truth : Me and my kidney disease are on Twitter several hours a day.
I've been to Facebook 4 times in the last 18 months. To get photos.
You stop trying to change people the day you realize what a big knucklehead you are and the world doesn't need any more.
People who tell everyone they know to listen to a band, and when the band becomes popular call them sellouts. Those people. Cunts.
I was going to quit smoking, but that would mean the non smokers win. I can't have that. *lights up* waits for someone to complain. *coughs*
If you've written more tweets than you've given stars, you don't get to ride on the Rogue express. Please depart when the doors open.
My neighbor is blaring a song by a guy singing about his tractor being sexy. I am not kidding. I hate country music. I mean... REALLY??
I don't consider it a writers block when I don't tweet much in a day. I chalk it up to bi-polar cycling and a fuckload of apathy. Cunts.
Truth be told, I've had a rough day. So I'm taking my psych meds and watching a movie and crashing. See you fuckers bright and early.
Dear everyone who thinks I'm angry, my addictions counsellor has labeled me 'The angriest man alive'. So that means you're right! Congrats.
This is the OFFICIAL twitter of Guitarist and seasoned idiot Crushingsludge, follow at your own risk.....
