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I like my girls with big tits and locatable clits.
I love how I can't take water on a plane with me but some selfish asshole gets to hop aboard and bring Ebola to Texas then gets around kids.
My burps this morning taste like Scotch Tape smells.
I wish the main vein in my penis made a cool shape or design. I hate having boring penis veins.
Today feels like a good day to rock some serious Moose Knuckle.
Sucks that a sorry ass 18 wheeler caused the wreck that has Tracy Morgan almost dead. Most truck drivers don't give a shit when they drive.
Got a big day planned, first I'm going to build a pillow fort out of dead hookers and watch Frozen. Then probably some inline skating tricks
I love going to the old folks home and getting those old bags to suck on my tongue like hard candy.
I say what I think, I do what I want, drink a shitload and bang fine Trim on the reg. Ladies the Stache isn't just for looks feel free to take the tour. #Stoner
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