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Without a doubt the biggest titties in the world belong to black lady bus drivers.
Man. Fucking life.
Time to snort some lines of Donkey Testosterone.
Diarrhea is natures way of telling us that we'll never get our parents acceptance and respect.
I love how I can't take water on a plane with me but some selfish asshole gets to hop aboard and bring Ebola to Texas then gets around kids.
My burps this morning taste like Scotch Tape smells.
Kim Davis needs to be put in a porta shitter and pushed over door down so she can have a nice family reunion with all of the other ass waste
I wish the main vein in my penis made a cool shape or design. I hate having boring penis veins.
Today feels like a good day to rock some serious Moose Knuckle.
Sucks that a sorry ass 18 wheeler caused the wreck that has Tracy Morgan almost dead. Most truck drivers don't give a shit when they drive.
Got a big day planned, first I'm going to build a pillow fort out of dead hookers and watch Frozen. Then probably some inline skating tricks
I love going to the old folks home and getting those old bags to suck on my tongue like hard candy.
I say what I think, I do what I want, drink a shitload and bang fine Trim on the reg. Ladies the Stache isn't just for looks feel free to take the tour.
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