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Next Republican that bitches about environmental regulations should be handed a bottle of Toledo tap water.
Judging by tonight's trends, I'm guessing Taye Diggs and Zac Effron are starring in a really awkward Huckleberry Finn.
Wolf Blitzer is to music as Wolf Blitzer is to debates. https://twitter.com/cookthegreat/status/723218852490801152 …
That awkward moment when thousands of Trump supporters realize they're mourning a Muslim.
Which is why Muhammad Ali wins, even in death.
If Rush Limbaugh was a woman he wouldn't be saying those vile things. But then, if he was a man, he wouldn't either. #BoycottRush
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