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Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women.
If Rush Limbaugh was a woman he wouldn't be saying those vile things. But then, if he was a man, he wouldn't either. #BoycottRush
Judging by tonight's trends, I'm guessing Taye Diggs and Zac Effron are starring in a really awkward Huckleberry Finn.
BREAKING: CNN reporting Sesame Street is in flames as felt puppets riot in celebration of Obama win.
And Bill Clinton is doing all of this WITHOUT A CHAIR! #DNC
My God, I have a family. #WhileTwitterWasDown
CNN reporting an arrest. NBC saying no arrest. Netflix reporting Arrested Development is coming soon.
Dumpster Diving #RejectedOlympicEvents
Hey Hank Williams Jr, are you ready for some county fairs?
On a positive note, the Supreme Court is the first thing Walmart has bought in years that was Made in the USA.
Seriously, it's not worth walking over a tightrope just to get to a Tim Horton's. #WalkTheWire
Mitt Romney visiting bombing victims in the hospital. Haven't they suffered enough?
The Broncos threw the game because Papa John didn't want Peyton Manning working enough hours to have to pay for his insurance.
BREAKING: The whole concept of journalism.
Retweet if you're old enough to have seen Star Wars in the theater during its initial run.
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