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If you think your new Apple Watch makes you look like Dick Tracy, you're half right.
Next Republican that bitches about environmental regulations should be handed a bottle of Toledo tap water.
Judging by tonight's trends, I'm guessing Taye Diggs and Zac Effron are starring in a really awkward Huckleberry Finn.
If Rush Limbaugh was a woman he wouldn't be saying those vile things. But then, if he was a man, he wouldn't either. #BoycottRush
It's good for Bristol Palin to take time between pregnancies and bar brawls to tell us how Obama shouldn't reach out to intelligent kids.
BREAKING: CNN reporting Sesame Street is in flames as felt puppets riot in celebration of Obama win.
Wayne Lapierre is the greatest teen villain name that John Hughes never got around to creating.
Artisanal tweeter. I'm a board certified witch doctor with an MFA in sandwich art. Hobbies are sculpting earwax and cooking with glue.
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