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If you think your new Apple Watch makes you look like Dick Tracy, you're half right.
Next Republican that bitches about environmental regulations should be handed a bottle of Toledo tap water.
Judging by tonight's trends, I'm guessing Taye Diggs and Zac Effron are starring in a really awkward Huckleberry Finn.
If Rush Limbaugh was a woman he wouldn't be saying those vile things. But then, if he was a man, he wouldn't either. #BoycottRush
BREAKING: CNN reporting Sesame Street is in flames as felt puppets riot in celebration of Obama win.
Wayne Lapierre is the greatest teen villain name that John Hughes never got around to creating.
And Bill Clinton is doing all of this WITHOUT A CHAIR! #DNC
I'm a board certified witch doctor with an MFA in sandwich art. Hobbies are sculpting earwax and cooking with glue. Opinions my own.
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