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Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women.
Next Republican that bitches about environmental regulations should be handed a bottle of Toledo tap water.
Judging by tonight's trends, I'm guessing Taye Diggs and Zac Effron are starring in a really awkward Huckleberry Finn.
If Rush Limbaugh was a woman he wouldn't be saying those vile things. But then, if he was a man, he wouldn't either. #BoycottRush
BREAKING: CNN reporting Sesame Street is in flames as felt puppets riot in celebration of Obama win.
And Bill Clinton is doing all of this WITHOUT A CHAIR! #DNC
My God, I have a family. #WhileTwitterWasDown
SPOILER: The series finale of Mad Men has them all killing themselves after the failure of New Coke.
I'm a board certified witch doctor with an MFA in sandwich art. My hobbies are sculpting earwax and cooking with glue. Opinions my own. Hair is not.
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