When your face hurts from smiling you know it's real.

I'm obviously here for the gratuitous amounts of advice and life lessons.

We need to remember we only have so much time here to reach out and tell someone you love and appreciate them. Do it right now and everyday

I wish I could make this shit up.

-My Life.

I kinda hope you run with sharp objects.

Twitter restored my faith in the human race after realizing how there were still smart people hiding in a sea of dumbasses

When you realize you're invisible to them it's all the more reason to walk away. No sense sticking around for someone who doesn't care.

In unrelated news I just got stuck in the couch and almost had to use my life alert.

Banks should pay us for us keeping our money in them. Why is it I feel like I'm being shafted here?

Relationship Status: Crying into this brown bag wrapped around this whiskey.

I belong here because I am not well.

I'll use you for firewood during the long cold winter of discontent.

If there are no bruises or bite marks it didn't happen.

Canadians: it's what's on Twitter.

Violence anywhere on any continent and in any city is unacceptable. It's 2013 we're not barbarians anymore. Stop this HATE. We can change.

Thou shalt not commit adulthood

Just because I'm damaged doesn't mean I'm broken.

There is only so much drama that a heart and mind can take.

You had me at Pharmacy Keys.

Deeply saddened but mostly consumed with anger at how cold and heartless people can be to one another. Acts of terror are unspeakable.