I also said Im not getting stabbed, I didn't say anything about not getting stabby.

Another idea from @anirayne33 (and a special guest appearance by @marcmethot3) #ProspalPointingAtThings #CBJ pic.twitter.com/SPFFJNfthv

Nothing says Martin Luther King Jr. like washers and dryers half off! Sears, you know how to celebrate a mans life!

My thoughts on today's moves #CBJ  http://crimespreehockey.com/2013/04/03/shockwaves/ …

@alexsavva Twitter doubles as therapy and a padded cell.

@obetchkin @anirayne33 @rockmanhalo #ThingsMikeRichardsHasDone

Why won't you let him love you? Why call "holding" ?

@michealw31 @squirrelsnnuts @rickgethin My first born got punted in traffic and im going to run and get them, RT for luck?

Me whenever we played baseball in gym  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FldjSl2k24 …

"Playing the role of T.Thomas tonight (minus the mouth diarrhea) is T.Rask"

@anirayne33 @joeyhurricane @rockmanhalo "point out on the doll where he touched you" "The feels, sir, the feels"

This NEVER gets old  http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/best-bio-for-a-hockey-player-ever-kicked-out-of-league-for-shitting-in-opponents-glove-after-fight/ …

@squirrelsnnuts should have paid them in lollipops pic.twitter.com/pQmJmSw2L2

@squirrelsnnuts Isn't that the greatest?

A week ago the stars were aligning, now, it's just a clusterf*ck #PathToThePlayoffs

@bregfx @anirayne33 @joeyhurricane @obetchkin I may or may not have to see this in person.... pic.twitter.com/Sf9Pb1MLfM

@bregfx @obetchkin @anirayne33 #TeamShenanigans

@anirayne33 @obetchkin @joeyhurricane ENTHUSIASTIC WORKERS, EVEN! #IllExplainWhereYouShoveThis

50,000th tweet, in honor of this milestone, here's a picture! pic.twitter.com/TE1MmmqdfN

Requested from @2min4roughing and @anirayne33 #ProspalPointingAtThings #CBJ pic.twitter.com/ojPq77ZAkb