@kanyewest said "I'm socrates but my skin more chocolately!"

#messagetomj you were & are still great. The lasting impression of love you left on this world is irrefutable. Ur the reason iDance. Thanks.

Happy Haitian Flag Day… oh and Rutgers graduation day too. Balancing the 🍻 and the 📚📖 paid off

The SIM card I have in my iPhone 3GS is too big for the SIM slot in the iPhone 4  is there anyone that can help me??

This guy is my hero  http://instagram.com/p/X17XOrrpMp/ 

#SUPERrandom Watching Pres. Bush dodge both of that guy's shoes was the single most impressive shit I have ever seen him do

This weather is phenomenal & I am the opposite of mad at it

" 8 doobies to the face, nigga f--- DAT "

These AT&T commercials with the kids are true genius lol

I fell in-love with sarcasm because it feeds my affinity for winning verbal altercations.

I can't decide what if life's a lie I push the lames aside they'll learrrrrrnnn

Smh. the fuck is Mike Rosario still doing in college

When Jesus said “I will make you fishers of men”, do you think any of the disciples were like “… no homo”

High cheek bones = elite member of society

Smh but when people only favorite my funny tweets. It makes me feel like you're saying "You're pretty, but not that pretty"

Christmas movies that aren't Home Alone <

@arispella Tims are great, idk who said they aren't. Ugly-been-through-every-war-twice Nikes are a crime

I respect Drake & 2 Chainz's commitment to honesty

Have you ever sat there, and listed, all the things you couldn't do without thumbs? I have.

Yo. Thank God for thumbs man.