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not to be a dick but your mom really sucks at tucking people in
alright mom i get that you think were being robbed right now but for the last time i cant save in the middle of a fucking battle
this broad thinks shes my only runescape wife
welcome to physics 101.. alright enough of the books lets get down to brass tacks who here has a blastoise and a link cable
what if instead of
getting ants in ur house you got clams
i like the idea that one giraffe would think another is hot
school was GAY mom stop asking
is that a bong? no its a water pipe.. why would you think there was a bong in the middle of the hoover dam
one mans trash is another mans teenage son
practice makes perfect if you fuck up a few letters in it
if you go on a computer in a hammock the you are REALLY on the net
did u want weed? oh ok follow me *leaps into racecar bed* what do
u want? gram, eighth, quarter? cmon dont have much time theres a race in 5
if u envy someone for being smarter than you, remember that they probably been curious about putting things in their butthole at some point
my cousin shit in his yard once and his dog ate it... and by cousin i mean me and by his dog i mean me
the guy who prescribed me concerta, vyvanse, adderall, and strattera told me that smoking pot was risky
i one time went to high school late because i wanted to smell the inside of home depot
i bet in the west coast the street signs are all lowercase cause everyone there is chill and smokes pot and isnt yelling
ppl ask why saturn auto failed well obvioesly if ur compony is named after a planet ur guna face copywrite issues. lol like it just facts
its hard out here for a piece of shit
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