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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    sex? yea i can do that. yea definitely let me pull out the futon. we just have to be dead silent or else my chameleons will hiss all night

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    not to be a dick but your mom really sucks at tucking people in

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    nathansnathansCaleSimonsonfracnescaziamfags__goopgodbabyboy2001InsomniaWizardpiss_lord
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    alright mom i get that you think were being robbed right now but for the last time i cant save in the middle of a fucking battle

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    bingHELPdebbie_hairypatriceflaccomaatakylebroombridgeMitchRacinethedeathqueenangelfingas______
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    radiomaru
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    this broad thinks shes my only runescape wife

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    Kylec15OlDirtyBonerBerlinMansionsMilfislandnaughtmyself______canadian_janeGarbageWizardMediocreMorgue
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    rayburdonmoorlessquallcatnaotoAustinQuerrieragoddessofpizzaThePaleGodglasscandiesDulitha
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    welcome to physics 101.. alright enough of the books lets get down to brass tacks who here has a blastoise and a link cable

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    OlDirtyBonermatthewamibbq_sawsscheelayannowahdangerdunlopLordOfAllNerdsAlexLemoine
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    wankcity
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    what if instead of
    getting ants in ur house you got clams

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    thecrow27sex_columjoeyyantoniosdoctorveritasaimiekinsangelesmellitchygingerilovepickles44
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    samuelsamuelaimiekinssmilen4ubbilovepickles44bloatedRAGErichardvancampfakebecameat_tornado_
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    i like the idea that one giraffe would think another is hot

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    OlDirtyBonerthecrow27bingHELPdebbie_hairyHARLOTSOFCAKE____jessdemarisGirth_quakeabsolutehey
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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    school was GAY mom stop asking

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    ovoswicks45xorenelaurenbassinmyfaceplzIGuessThatsWhyMadisonSchultz9taliagrhgrosshaglunielz
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    is that a bong? no its a water pipe.. why would you think there was a bong in the middle of the hoover dam

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    OlDirtyBonerNicksNTricksposhd0gbingHELPJimTrueFrostplainskullsistersomeSighsWithWolves
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    favstar_historybingHELPcharlie97420255__TEDYBREWSKIMrsMalik_1Dxx__favstar1000favsspace_cult5p00k1
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    one mans trash is another mans teenage son

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    practice makes perfect if you fuck up a few letters in it

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    siegfrieedschizaeameat_tornado_platypusowner____verysxckkidaRareBugweirdrapdelroyee
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    platypusowner____JimtheEducatorlasafro__________ALF_MoonshineduckfluffsPaigeScanlon__CATtreenuh________Aether_Pulse
  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    if you go on a computer in a hammock the you are REALLY on the net

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    did u want weed? oh ok follow me *leaps into racecar bed* what do
    u want? gram, eighth, quarter? cmon dont have much time theres a race in 5

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    if u envy someone for being smarter than you, remember that they probably been curious about putting things in their butthole at some point

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    my cousin shit in his yard once and his dog ate it... and by cousin i mean me and by his dog i mean me

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    the guy who prescribed me concerta, vyvanse, adderall, and strattera told me that smoking pot was risky

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    i one time went to high school late because i wanted to smell the inside of home depot

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    i bet in the west coast the street signs are all lowercase cause everyone there is chill and smokes pot and isnt yelling

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    ppl ask why saturn auto failed well obvioesly if ur compony is named after a planet ur guna face copywrite issues. lol like it just facts

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  • CustomMilk
      slake @CustomMilk

    its hard out here for a piece of shit

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