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'mummy, what's that noise?'
'my electric toothbrush. Go to sleep'
'why are you brushing your teeth in bed?'
I want to die. Right now.
Any budding photographers out there interested in the Praktica bx-20 with a shed loads of extras let me know. Please RT
Bloody steak and BJ day. Where's our Chicken and a'licking day then?
One DM you can say ANYTHING YOU WANT & the receiver CAN'T RESPOND! Repost this and see what DM's you get. (it's fun!)
Font = Don't
Funk = Fuck
He'll = Hell
Count = Cunt
iPhone = idiot
I am in labour. I repeat, I AM IN LABOUR! :D
Some people will iinsist on retweeting utter horseshit
Farty, sweary & opinionated. Tattooist-in-training. Prolific typo-type person. 18+