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Why are Canadians obssessed with boats. It's all "a boat this" and "a boat that". Please someone just give them a boat and shut them up.
They say the three stages of marriage are tri-weekly, try weekly and try weakly. I think I am in transition.
The only reasons I can find to explain the fact that I am married are that God works in mysterious ways and he hates my wife for some reason
Twitter is a lot like the voices in my head - only funnier, and you don't tell me to kill people as much.
I have always had an urge to throw a flashlight through a window and yell "What light through yonder window breaks"
My wife told me I'm the most wonderful husband in the world. Her findings have no statistical validity as they are based on a sample of 1.
Ever since the Moon got bombed the Sun has been hiding behind clouds. I'm guessing a bit of paranoia right there.
Rita Rudner also nailed it when she said "Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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