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Do birds have genitals?
So I don't have to fuck with rayray's broke ass no mo'
Im pretty sure the only time you'd spell ass like arse is on st. Patricks day when your pretending to be irish.
The guy sitting next to me on the train smells like anti-soap.
I'm gonna need to buy kanye's work out tape again..
I always get 'monkey say monkey do' and 'do as I say not as I do' confused.
I'm just glad there's no urine test.
Clean pee is hard to find.
Fuck 9-5 I have to pretend I'm some responsible member of society.
If ur there.
Hug drogo and make me jealous.
I laugh at blasphemic jokes then pray for forgiveness.
Happy carbon tax day.
When I see a stretcher ear piercing I think. Can that be used a as cookie cutter & will that persons lobe stretch out to be used as a scarf?